ВИЦ НА ДЕНЯ от Светльо Витков

Снимка от фейсбук профила на Светльо Витков
Снимка от фейсбук профила на Светльо Витков

Вицът на деня днес е от певеца и лидер на „Глас народен“ Светльо Витков и е придружен от коментар, публикуван във фейсбук профила му

Има един виц:
Българин казал, че може да направи 100 тека. Всеки, на който го споменал се изсмял. Той се ядосал и решил да им докаже. Наел стадион. Сложил легло в средата на терена. Пуснал билети. Разпродал целият стадион. Изкарал много пари.
Дошло времето. Излязъл той на терена, облечен в прозрачна бяла туника, а на леглото го чакали четири девойки. Започнал:
10… 20…30…80…90… 97… 98…99 тека…
В този миг човекът се строполил, но успял да промълви на микрофона:
– Не мога повече! В началото тихо, но все по-силно стадионът бил огласен от скандирането на публиката:
– Пе….ст! Пе….ст! Пе….ст!

Според мен, този виц е гениален и разкрива точно психологическия профил на българина:

Не вярващ, но готов да плати и част от последните си средства, само и само, за да погледа сеира на този, който се опита да докаже, че може да промени установена невъзможност, за да види неуспеха му. А, когато опитващия е на крачка от успеха, но по една или друга причина не успее, вместо да го окуражи и поздрави, започва да му се подиграва и унижава. Поради една проста причина:
Аз не мога, та ти ли?

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